What wears a bright red suit and knows if you've been naught..or nice?

The Spanish Inquisition.

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What do you do in your free time?

I stalk. " "Really I go swimming and for long hikes" "I know.".

Why are Mumford & Sons the only agnostic rock band?

Because they don't even know if they believe.

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Why are fish boots the warmest ones to wear ?

Because they have electric 'eels !

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No woman wears the same attire every year.

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What did Tony the Tiger say to the kids playing baseball?

Theeeeeeeeey Never expect the Spanish Inquisition!"

What wears a bright red suit and knows if you've been naught..or nice?

The Spanish Inquisition.