What wears a bright red suit and knows if you've been naught..or nice?

The Spanish Inquisition.

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What is the worst about having alzheimer's and dierrhea?

You're running but don't know where to.

Why do we always ran out of toothpicks?

Nanny: I don't know maam. I always return it after using.

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Why does Helen Keller wear tight jeans?

So people can read her lips.

What should I wear?

Mr. Salad asks. She replies, "It doesn't matter to me, just be well dressed."

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What did Tony the Tiger say to the kids playing baseball?

Theeeeeeeeey Never expect the Spanish Inquisition!"

What kind of suit does a lawyer like best?

The Spanish Inquisition.