He wanted to make a clean getaway
DirecTV (Say it aloud)
He just wants her to be down to Mars
BY THE SHOWER OF GREYSKULL!!! I wrote this joke today. Feel free to steal it.
Me: Shower. W: ...what else M: Make a new iTunes playlist. W: Wow. M: Might not have time for a shower.
So he could make a clean getaway.
Cooking times.
Me: In case there's a burglar. 5: Me: 5: Why do burglars like to play baseball