Why did the burglar take a shower?

He wanted to make a clean getaway

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Why did the Irishman only want 239 beans in his soup?

Because one more would be too farty.

Where are the colored printers?

I said "Dude... it's 2014, you can use whichever printer you want"

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Why should you never take a shower with a pokemon?

Because it may Pikachu.

Why do you take baths in milk?

I can't find a cow tall enough for a shower."

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Why'd the robber take a bath?

A: He wanted to make a clean getaway.

Why did the robber take a bath?

So he could make a clean getaway.

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What do you get if you cross a bunch of flowers with a burglar ?

Robbery with violets !

Which burgers are dishonest?

Cat-burgers! (burglars)