Why did the burglar take a shower?

He wanted to make a clean getaway

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What do you call it when an Eevee (Pokemon) evolves into what you want with no interruptions?

DirecTV (Say it aloud)

What quality does Elon Musk look for in a woman?

He just wants her to be down to Mars

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Where does He-Man keep his towel?

BY THE SHOWER OF GREYSKULL!!! I wrote this joke today. Feel free to steal it.

What are you gonna do today?

Me: Shower. W: ...what else M: Make a new iTunes playlist. W: Wow. M: Might not have time for a shower.

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Why did the robber take a bath?

So he could make a clean getaway.

Why did the burglar take a shower?

He wanted to make a clean getaway

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What's the difference between a burger and a burglar?

Cooking times.

Why is there a baseball bat under your bed?

Me: In case there's a burglar. 5: Me: 5: Why do burglars like to play baseball