Who picks up the tab?

The German.

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What is a German's favorite number?

6000000

Why did the German get their tailor and their barber mixed up?

They call their tailor Herr Dresser

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Why could Don Juan always pick up girls in his car?

It was electric. Also, the car had a set of hands.

What did the booger say to the finger?

Pick on someone your own size.

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What's the most awkward aspect of bar-tending at an internet cafe?

You have to deal with people who forget to close their tabs.

How to tell an Irishman from a Scotsman on St. Patrick's day?

One wants to stay drunk all the time and the other doesn't want to pay the tab.