Who picks up the tab?

The German.

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How many Germans do you need to screw in a lightbulb?

One. We're efficient not funny!

Why does the German dad scare all the other kids?

Because he is ein Brtiger! The shirt should say it all. And I'm considering getting one.

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What career choice to hippies usually pick?

Chemistry, because there is lots of acid involved.

What do you call a Mexican crossed with an octopus?

I don't know, but it sure can pick lettuce.

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Who picks up the tab?

The German.

How to tell an Irishman from a Scotsman on St. Patrick's day?

One wants to stay drunk all the time and the other doesn't want to pay the tab.