What's the difference between the Olympic long distance race and the Paralympic long distance race?

A lap

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What's the difference between fancy food and military food?

Fancy food is delicious, but military food is deliciousir!

What's the difference between a dog and a fox?

About 20 beers!!

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What's better than getting second place at the special Olympics?

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What's the difference between the Olympic long distance race and the Paralympic long distance race?

A lap

How do you exorcise a demon?

Make him run a lap then do 10 push-ups and sit-ups

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Whats better than winning gold at the paralympics?

Having legs.....

What is better than getting a gold medal at the paralympics?

Having legs.