What's the difference between the Olympic long distance race and the Paralympic long distance race?

A lap

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What is the difference between a gorilla and Michael Jackson?

One of them got shot for touching a kid.

What's the difference between a line dance instructor and a dentist?

A. A dentist lets you sit down while he hurts you.

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Who robbed Lochte at the Olympics?

Phelps.

Why aren't there any Mexican swimmers in the Olympics?

Because they're all in the US

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Why do athletes prefer nuns to time their laps?

Because when a nun times anything it's zero. (0*n=0) :D

What's the difference between the Olympic long distance race and the Paralympic long distance race?

A lap

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Whats better than winning silver at the paralympics?

Not being a cripple.

What is better than getting a gold medal at the paralympics?

Having legs.