2016 Olympic Jokes

Who placed 3rd for basketball in the 2016 Olympics?

LeBronze James

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Where's the best place to go if you want a little head?

The 2016 Olympics.

How bad was the Rio 2016 Olympic?

None of the North Korean athletes defected.

Who poisoned the waters in the 2016 Olympics?

It was I, **RIO**!!!

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How is the American public now like Socrates?

By November, they will have both picked their poison.

How do you poison a hipster?

Gluten

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Who poisoned the waters in the 2016 Olympics?

It was I, **RIO**!!!

Why does Mexjco do poorly in the olympics?

Because all the Mexicans who can run fast, swim fast and jump high are in the states.

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Which one do you want?

I said I'd take either/oar.

Why did the old man buy his wig at the thrift store?

Because he didn't want toupee.

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Whats the difference between a North Korean missile and a K-Pop singer?

The singer can have a hit

How is life in North Korea?

I wrote to my North Korean pen pal "I can't complain" he wrote back.

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What's the easiest way to get a little head?

The Zika virus.

Whats the best part about sleeping with a midget?

You're sure to get a little head

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What do Tinder and Seafood restaurants have in common?

Both are good places to find Catfish

Where's the best place to buy jive cheese?

Monterey, Jack!

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How many people from rio does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

A Brazilian. Saw this joke elsewhere and thought i'd share it here.

How would America win gold medals in shooting for the Olympics?

They take their prison population and school population to Rio.

2016 Jokes More 2016 Jokes

What's the difference between the 2016 presidential debates and a pen of baboons relentlessly fighting over the dead stinking corpse of a sheep?

Microphones!

What did the terrorist say to the racist and the socialist?

We are the 2016 presidential candidate frontrunners. This is a joke take it that way