2016 Olympic Jokes

Who placed 3rd for basketball in the 2016 Olympics?

LeBronze James

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Where's the best place to go if you want a little head?

The 2016 Olympics.

How bad was the Rio 2016 Olympic?

None of the North Korean athletes defected.

Who poisoned the waters in the 2016 Olympics?

It was I, **RIO**!!!

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Because he mist it.

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fondue

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Page two of Google

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How do you confuse Hellen Keller?

Give her a basketball and tell her to read it.

Why doesn't Jesus play basketball?

He got crossed up.

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Who poisoned the waters in the 2016 Olympics?

It was I, **RIO**!!!

Why do you give children who swallowed poison some milk?

To make them happy before they die.

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What's the difference between the 2016 presidential debates and a pen of baboons relentlessly fighting over the dead stinking corpse of a sheep?

Microphones!

Who placed 3rd for basketball in the 2016 Olympics?

LeBronze James

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What happens when a blonde wins a gold medal at the Olympics?

She has it bronzed.

Why should you never bet on Germany at the Olympics?

They have the worst track record for finishing a race.

Rio Jokes More Rio Jokes

How many people from rio does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

A Brazilian. Saw this joke elsewhere and thought i'd share it here.

Who poisoned the waters in the 2016 Olympics?

It was I, **RIO**!!!

Little Head Jokes More Little Head Jokes

What's the easiest way to get a little head?

The Zika virus.

What do the Zika virus and Catholic priests have in common?

They both give kids a little head.