Rio Jokes

What is Rio's least liked, most common Pokemon?

Zikachu.

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What is the official cereal for the Rio olympics?

Cheer-Rios

How would America win gold medals in shooting for the Olympics?

They take their prison population and school population to Rio.

How bad was the Rio 2016 Olympic?

None of the North Korean athletes defected.

How many people from rio does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

A Brazilian. Saw this joke elsewhere and thought i'd share it here.

Who poisoned the waters in the 2016 Olympics?

It was I, **RIO**!!!

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Russian Jokes More Russian Jokes

What's the similarity between video games and roulette?

Very fun until it goes Russian.

Why did the Russians send a dog to space to die?

Because they didn't Lajka.

Chinese Jokes More Chinese Jokes

What kind of mane does a Chinese lion have?

Lo mein.

What's the difference between an American zoo and a Chinese zoo?

An American zoo will only have a description of the animal. The Chinese zoo has the price and recipe of the animal.

Grouch Jokes More Grouch Jokes

What's the difference between Oscar the grouch and a grouch at the Oscars?

Ones green and the other is black

How are Oscar the Grouch and the Olympic Diving Pools in Rio de Janeiro similar?

They're both green, smell like farts, and will stay that way for 47 years.

Enhance Jokes More Enhance Jokes

What performance enhancing drugs do penguins use?

Polaroids

What do you call the space between a woman's enhanced breasts?

Ans: Silicon Valley.

2016 Olympic Jokes More 2016 Olympic Jokes

Who poisoned the waters in the 2016 Olympics?

It was I, **RIO**!!!

How bad was the Rio 2016 Olympic?

None of the North Korean athletes defected.

Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many lonely guys does it take to change a lightbulb?

One. But he wishes it took two.

How many hippies does it take to change a lightbulb?

Please help. There are ten so far and they have invited their gross friends to our home. They are using the broken lightbulb to smoke crack off of.

Ste Jokes More Ste Jokes

What do The Police do to catch criminals easily?

Sting operation, of course!

What does a bee say before it stings you ?

This is going to hurt me a lot more than it hurts you !

Shoot Jokes More Shoot Jokes

What do you call a Car Bomb shot with a shot of Fireball?

A Paul Walker.

Why did the drunk Mexican shoot his wife?

Tequilher