Rio Jokes

What is Rio's least liked, most common Pokemon?

Zikachu.

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What is the official cereal for the Rio olympics?

Cheer-Rios

How would America win gold medals in shooting for the Olympics?

They take their prison population and school population to Rio.

How bad was the Rio 2016 Olympic?

None of the North Korean athletes defected.

How many people from rio does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

A Brazilian. Saw this joke elsewhere and thought i'd share it here.

Who poisoned the waters in the 2016 Olympics?

It was I, **RIO**!!!

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North Korean Jokes More North Korean Jokes

What is a North Korean's favorite school subject?

Kimistry

What do you call a North Korean Gorilla?

King Kong Un (From my younger brother).

Joke Jokes More Joke Jokes

What's the difference between a married guy and a single guy?

Wait, let me ask and make sure it's ok to tell the joke.

Why Is Chemistry Racist?

It's very selective. Edit. My first time making a joke. I know I can't make a joke. This is not directed at anyone.

America Jokes More America Jokes

Why aren't there any knock knock jokes about America?

Because Freedom Rings.

Why Can't America tell knock knock jokes?

Cause' freedom RINGS!

Compete Jokes More Compete Jokes

What did fruit loops say when launching their product to compete with cheerios?

Toucan play at that game

Why don't Germans compete in marathons?

They have a sad history of not finishing off races.

2016 Olympic Jokes More 2016 Olympic Jokes

How bad was the Rio 2016 Olympic?

None of the North Korean athletes defected.

Where's the best place to go if you want a little head?

The 2016 Olympics.

Enhance Jokes More Enhance Jokes

Whats around $5000+ and enhances personality?

Breast implants.

What do you call the space between a woman's enhanced breasts?

Ans: Silicon Valley.

Fart Jokes More Fart Jokes

What time is it in Ireland when someone farts too much?

Two-forty (use an Irish accent)... It's two-farty

What do farts and children have in common?

You love your own, but hate everyone else's.

Aladdin Jokes More Aladdin Jokes

What was Aladdin called after he went Vegan?

Saladdin.

Why was there never an Aladdin 4?

Because he kept on rubbing the wrong lamp.