2016 election: Which candidate is least likely to start The Purge
Cuz they're not for prophets.
Normal day at the office, when one guy notices his coworker distraught. He goes over to his cubicle and sees him looking for something on the floor. They spend half an hour looking for it, when the guy starts picking his nose:
Moved the trees closer together.
Move the trees closer together.
Because it is the year of the monkey.
We are the 2016 presidential candidate frontrunners. This is a joke take it that way
Because Africa isn't a country.
a lot of countries have been inside her.
Oh god, a caucus!" cuz he has a new england accent
Candidate: ... *Realises stupid question & thinks of cover up M: It's a trick question. You're hired!
The Purge"