Which candidate will most improve our country?

2016 election: Which candidate is least likely to start The Purge

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What's the worst single thing you could do to someone?

Start dating them

How do all racist jokes start?

Looks over left shoulder* *Looks over right shoulder*

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How did they improve the transportation in Harlem?

Moved the trees closer together.

How would you improve our business?

Dude, I'd bankrupt you in a week. I'm just catchin Pokemon in your office."

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What was 2016?

The best joke I've ever heard!

What's the difference between the 2016 presidential debates and a pen of baboons relentlessly fighting over the dead stinking corpse of a sheep?

Microphones!

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What country always follows Zimbabwe?

Zimbab-Bee!

What language do pigs speak?

Depends on which country they're from.

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What do the NBA and the presidential election have in common?

There's only two candidates, and nobody wants either of them to win!

What did Bernie Sanders say when he found a dead body at a Democratic Party meeting to select candidates and decide policy?

Oh god, a caucus!" cuz he has a new england accent

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Which candidate will most improve our country?

2016 election: Which candidate is least likely to start The Purge

What's a bulimic person's favorite movie?

The Purge"