What did Lochte say after his teammates told the police what really happened?

and I would have gotten away with it if it weren't for you medaling kids!"

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What ever happened to the Energizer Bunny?

So the other day I'm talking to a friend about what happened to the Energizer Bunny. It's been quite sometime since I've seen him appear in a commercial. I was always under the impression that he "kept going." My friend proceeds to tell me the Energizer Bunny was arrested last year ,and they charged him with battery. Now it all makes sense.

What happens if I microwave 5 Barbies?

Me: That's an oddly specific question. 4: I already know what happens if I do it with 4

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What is the difference between a creep and a kid?

I wouldn't let a creep sit on my lap.

What do you call children born into a whorehouse?

Your kids

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Why were the police at the day care?

Because some of the two-year-olds were resisting a rest.

What's worse than having your car impounded by the police?

Impounding your mother

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How can you tell if your "designer clothes" are made in China?

If they look fabric-cated Very bad, I know. "This is why we don't have friends!!"

What do you say to a woman with a black eye?

Nothing. She's already been told.

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What else did Lochte say after the truth came out?

This did not go swimmingly at all

Who robbed Lochte at the Olympics?

Phelps.

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Why does Michael Phelps refuse to aid his teammates in preparing for the Olympics?

He only Phelps himself.

What did Lochte say after his teammates told the police what really happened?

and I would have gotten away with it if it weren't for you medaling kids!"

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What did Michael Phelps say after the Mens 200m?

I would've gotten second if it weren't for you medaling kids.

What did Lochte say after his teammates told the police what really happened?

and I would have gotten away with it if it weren't for you medaling kids!"