Phelp Jokes

Who robbed Lochte at the Olympics?

Phelps.

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Why does Michael Phelps refuse to aid his teammates in preparing for the Olympics?

He only Phelps himself.

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Brazilian Jokes More Brazilian Jokes

How many South American people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A Brazilian

Why don't Brazilians wear condoms?

Because they all pull out.

Refuse Jokes More Refuse Jokes

When Lil John goes to a hotel and they ask him if he wants turn down service, does he refuse?

That's all.

What is a good way to describe a tailor that refuses to make clothing for nuns?

Non-habit forming

Compete Jokes More Compete Jokes

What is the only olympic sport that mexicans can compete in?

Bordercross

What do Leonardo Dicaprio Babe Ruth have in common?

They both won when neither of them were competing against black people!

Lochte Jokes More Lochte Jokes

What else did Lochte say after the truth came out?

This did not go swimmingly at all

Who robbed Lochte at the Olympics?

Phelps.

Olympic Jokes More Olympic Jokes

Why aren't their Mexican Olympics?

Because all of the Mexicans that can run,jump,and swim are in America!

Why does Mexjco do poorly in the olympics?

Because all the Mexicans who can run fast, swim fast and jump high are in the states.

Second Jokes More Second Jokes

What was more important than the invention of the first telephone?

The second telephone.

What does a pirate get when he walks into a second-hand shop?

Disappointed.

Medale Jokes More Medale Jokes

What did Lochte say after his teammates told the police what really happened?

and I would have gotten away with it if it weren't for you medaling kids!"

What did Michael Phelps say after the Mens 200m?

I would've gotten second if it weren't for you medaling kids.

Bacteria Jokes More Bacteria Jokes

What happens to a bacteria when he travels from his home colony to another?

He experiences culture shock.

What do you call an egocentric strain of bacteria found in a Chipotle burrito?

ME-coli