Disney Jokes

What do Disney and Kellogg's have in common?

They both make pop tarts.

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Whats the difference between Michael Jackson and a Disney movie?

Disney movies can still touch little kids.

Who's Bill Cosby's favourite Disney princess?

Sleeping Beauty

What do Disney movies and coathangers have in common?

They can both bring out the child from within.

What is every young ladys ultimate Disney fantasy?

To sit on Pinnochios face and hope he tells lies.

What illness are you suffering from if you keep seeing cartoon animals who talk?

Disney spells.

What do Intel, Google, Uber, eBay, McDonalds, Budweiser, AT&T, Oracle, Disney, Boeing, IBM and Apple have in common?

Immigrants

What have Disney and the U.K. got in common?

Both dropped the EU And screwed over a lot of people

What did Disney call their remake of Dante's Inferno?

101 damnations

Why did the witch keep turning people into Mickey Mouse?

She was having Disney spells.

What is a racists favorite Disney film?

101 Damn'Asians.

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What climate scientist does Disney follow on twitter?

The rogue one

What's a mexican's favorite Disney movie?

Mow lawn. Sorry.

Why did the Country Bear Jamboree bear blush?

Because he was a bear a-singing. ..... I am at Disney with the kids this week...

Which knee?

Mickey: Disney

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What do you call a little kid with no friends?

A Sandy Hook survivor.

What do you call a Mexican who likes little kids?

A pedrophile.

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How do you know that a dinosaur ate Kel for breakfast?

Because there was a kellogg in the toilet

What do Disney and Kellogg's have in common?

They both make pop tarts.

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What are you talking about?

I got my hair straightened out."

What did the boy tell the priest in the confessional?

Nothing. It's rude to talk with your mouth full.

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What's the favorite subject of young witches at school?

Spelling.

How do you spell Canada?

C-Eh?-N-Eh?-D-Eh?

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What do you call a Mexican child molester?

A Pedrophile

What do you call a baby Mexican?

A paragraph because he's not quite an essay (ese)

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What do you call a Social Justice Warrior in a society of strippers?

The thot police!

What's up with these strippers not taking my singles?

They must not like Kraft

Touch Jokes More Touch Jokes

What is the scariest thing to read in braile?

Do not touch"

What goes above the water and below the water but doesn't touch the water?

An egg in a duck.

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Why does Yoda think 5 is afraid of 7?

Because "6, 7 ate".

Who do you think was sent to cover the story of the baby lion born in the zoo?

A cub reporter.