Disney Jokes

What do Disney and Kellogg's have in common?

They both make pop tarts.

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Whats the difference between Michael Jackson and a Disney movie?

Disney movies can still touch little kids.

Who's Bill Cosby's favourite Disney princess?

Sleeping Beauty

What do Disney movies and coathangers have in common?

They can both bring out the child from within.

What is every young ladys ultimate Disney fantasy?

To sit on Pinnochios face and hope he tells lies.

What illness are you suffering from if you keep seeing cartoon animals who talk?

Disney spells.

What do Intel, Google, Uber, eBay, McDonalds, Budweiser, AT&T, Oracle, Disney, Boeing, IBM and Apple have in common?

Immigrants

What have Disney and the U.K. got in common?

Both dropped the EU And screwed over a lot of people

What did Disney call their remake of Dante's Inferno?

101 damnations

Why did the witch keep turning people into Mickey Mouse?

She was having Disney spells.

What is a racists favorite Disney film?

101 Damn'Asians.

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What climate scientist does Disney follow on twitter?

The rogue one

What's a mexican's favorite Disney movie?

Mow lawn. Sorry.

Why did the Country Bear Jamboree bear blush?

Because he was a bear a-singing. ..... I am at Disney with the kids this week...

Which knee?

Mickey: Disney

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Bing sings and Walt Disney.

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Walt Disney.

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Why hasn't there been a Mexican Disney Princess?

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Why do blondes drive VWs?

A: Because they can spell it.

What is woman spelled backwards?

Kitchen

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Why aren't Mexicans ever indecisive?

Because if they're on the fence too long they get caught.

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What do you call toddlers who are dictators?

Dictator Tots

Why did the alligator go to Disney World?

To get some tots!

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What illness makes you sneeze on your laptop screen?

A computer virus!

What is the first question you ask a baby cow, after its gotten over an illness?

How are you vealing?

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What's the difference between my erection and my motorcycle?

My wife actually looks forward to riding the motorcycle.

What's the difference between an iceberg and a clothes brush?

One crushes boats and the other brushes coats!

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What do you call a guy in a suit sitting in a tree?

Branch Manager

What do Eskimos get from sitting on the ice?

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