Who's...(loud crash as a battering ram demolishes the front door)...there?

We're the Ferguson Police Department. We ask the questions.

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Door Jokes More Door Jokes

When is the most likely time that a stray dog will walk into your house ?

When the door is open !

When is a door not a door?

When it's ajar.

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Why do so few men end up in Heaven?

They never stop to ask directions.

What have you been doing" asked Jane. "Chasing a herd of elephants on vines" "Really ?

said Jane. "I thought elephants stayed on the ground !"

Question Jokes More Question Jokes

How many chameleons are in the room with you right now?

You can never answer this question with 100% certainty.

Who's sorry now?

First question on Canadian citizenship exam

Batter Jokes More Batter Jokes

What do (does?) Rihanna and Onion Rings have in common?

They're both battered.

What do all battered women have in common?

In a frustrated voice) They just don't listen.

Ferguson Police Department Jokes More Ferguson Police Department Jokes

Who's...(loud crash as a battering ram demolishes the front door)...there?

We're the Ferguson Police Department. We ask the questions.

Why is the Ferguson Police Department a fan of Pokemon?

Because you gotta catch Jamal