Who's on first?

David." "Cool." -Abbott and Costello's first draft

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What happened to the guy who cooled himself to -273.15 C?

He was 0K.

What do you say to an airplane when it gets mad?

Cool your jets.

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Who's on first?

David." "Cool." -Abbott and Costello's first draft

Why was Goliath so surprised when David hit him with a slingshot?

A. The thought had never entered his head before.