Who's on first?

David." "Cool." -Abbott and Costello's first draft

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What happens to an air conditioner when you pull its plug?

A: It loses its cool.

How does ISIS cool down in the summer time?

In a blow up pool

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What did David say when the tourist tried to touch him?

Don't touch my marbles.

Why was Goliath so surprised when David hit him with a slingshot?

A. The thought had never entered his head before.