What does a Dallas Cowboys fan do when his team has won the Super Bowl?

He turns off the PlayStation.

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Because it's hard to catch a white bronco in California.

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Gives the X Box back to grandkids

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Turn off the Playstation.

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Eventually the baby stops crying

What does a Dallas Cowboys fan do when his team has won the Super Bowl?

He turns off the PlayStation.