What does a Dallas Cowboys fan do when his team has won the Super Bowl?

He turns off the PlayStation.

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Because I turned on airplane mode, and thought it would turn my Iphone into a plane...

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Because you turn 360 and walk away!!

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You ride -- I'll go on foot.

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Because it's hard to catch a white bronco in California.

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The Hyperbole

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Om lit cred: my friend DaMexicanBurrito from playstation.

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What do Dallas Cowboys fans do after they win the Super Bowl?

They turn off their XBOX and go to bed!

How does Dallas Cowboys fans change a lightbulb?

They don't... they just talk about how good the old one was.