Knock Knock Who's there? 9/11 9/11 Who? I thought you said you would never forget!
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YOU SAID YOU'D NEVER FORGET!!!!
All Fridays Matter
It doesn't matter. He has to ask his wife first.
Goldfish: I forgot Goldfish 911: Forgot what Goldfish: WHO IS THIS Goldfish 911: I DON'T KNOW
My wife is suffocating me -Literally or figuratively sir Well thats a stupid question. How would I be talking
Alzheimer. I'd rather drink my beer shaking than forget to to drink it.
Because he forgot to check his blind side.
World Trade Center workers, some of them can read 50 stories in just 8 seconds!
The 911 victims. They went through 50 stories in a minute. I'm so sorry
A calendar has a date on Valentine's day.
I responded with, "How can you celebrate Valentine's Day if nobody loves you "
when you realize that you have had 2 strepsils within one hour.
They realized with a family like theirs, they really Cantaloupe.
Me: why Him: Timmy has no arms. Knock knock. Me: Who's there Him: Not Timmy.
Cause she's got no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.
They get chapped lips
They both know "what a girl wants" and "what a girl needs".
