Who's there A gorgon. A gorgon who?

420 gaze it. Geddit. Because then you'd be stoned Okay, sorry I'll leave.

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Where do you find a dog with no legs?

Where you left it

What is the worse thing you can do to a blind man?

Leave the plunger in the toilet!

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Why should you not throw stones at a knight?

Because heavy metal is harder than rock.

What's the similarity between a flat chested woman and a stone?

You skip them both.

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Why did the mathematician celebrate 4/20 on January 5?

Because he knows how to reduce fractions.

Why do the French get high so fast?

Because they'll reach 420 before anyone else. Explanation: 80 is quatre-vingt in french and quatre=4 and vingt= 20.

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What did this joke's mother say to it?

You're not going anywhere!" geddit

Who's there A gorgon. A gorgon who?

420 gaze it. Geddit. Because then you'd be stoned Okay, sorry I'll leave.

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Why can't a soldier look wistfully across the horizon?

Because there are no gaze in the military

Who's there A gorgon. A gorgon who?

420 gaze it. Geddit. Because then you'd be stoned Okay, sorry I'll leave.