Who's there A gorgon. A gorgon who?

420 gaze it. Geddit. Because then you'd be stoned Okay, sorry I'll leave.

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What's the last thing a Tickle-Me Elmo gets before leaving the factory?

Two test-tickles!

Why does Edward never leave Russia?

He's always Snowden.

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Why were all Roman buildings made of stone?

They crucified the carpenter.

What would happen if The Styx and The Stones got a band together?

It wood rock.

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What do pothead barbarians say when 420 rolls around?

420 raze it!

Why do the French get high so fast?

Because they'll reach 420 before anyone else. Explanation: 80 is quatre-vingt in french and quatre=4 and vingt= 20.

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Who's there A gorgon. A gorgon who?

420 gaze it. Geddit. Because then you'd be stoned Okay, sorry I'll leave.

What did this joke's mother say to it?

You're not going anywhere!" geddit

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Who's there A gorgon. A gorgon who?

420 gaze it. Geddit. Because then you'd be stoned Okay, sorry I'll leave.

Why can't a soldier look wistfully across the horizon?

Because there are no gaze in the military