Why does Edward never leave Russia?

He's always Snowden.

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Why did the leper fail his driving test?

He left his foot on the clutch.

What is the number 1 activity to do in Syria on Trip Advisor?

Leave.

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Why couldn't the NSA agent leave his house this Winter?

He was Snowden.

Why couldn't Edward leave Russia?

Because he was Snowden.

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Why does Russia not celebrate Thanksgiving?

Because they hate Turkey

Why can't Russia extradite US top-secret whistle-blowers?

Because they're Snowden (snowed-in). To all the folks on the East coast, stay safe and warm.

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Why couldn't Edward leave Russia?

Because he was Snowden.

Whose son was Edward the Black Prince ?

Old King Coal !