Why does Edward never leave Russia?

He's always Snowden.

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What's the best way to lose some pounds?

Leave the EU.

What would you tell someone who is attempting to steal your cheese (hint: not "nacho cheese")?

Leave my provolone!

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Why couldn't the whistleblower leave his house?

Because he was Snowden

Why couldn't the ex-CIA agent leave Russia?

Because he was Snowden

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Who's the top selling author in Russia?

Salman Rush B

Who doesn't like Turkey?

Russia.

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Why didn't Edward leave Russia?

Cause he was snowden.

Why can't Edward leave Russia?

He's Snowden.