What do you call a woman who throws letters in the fire?

Bernadette

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Fire Jokes More Fire Jokes

Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck?

Because he kept quacking all the eggs!

Why did the janitor get fired from the bank?

Because he cleaned out the vault.

Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

What is the difference between a banjo and an anchor?

A: You tie a rope to an anchor before you throw it overboard.

What happened to the T?

America: "We threw it in the Harbor!"

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What do black guy's have that is twice the size of white men's, and expands upon contact with a woman?

A criminal record.

What is the difference between a "Battery" and a woman?

ANSWER: A battery has a positive side.

Letter Jokes More Letter Jokes

What kind of letters would you send to capital cities?

A: Capital letters.

What's the difference between a politician and a flying pig?

The letter F.

Bernadette Jokes More Bernadette Jokes

Who's there ! Bernadette ! Bernadette who ?

Bernadette ate all my dinner and now I'm starving !

What do you call a woman who sets all her money on fire?

Bernadette!