What do you call a woman who throws letters in the fire?

Bernadette

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Fire Jokes More Fire Jokes

Where do you want to be in 5 years?

Me: Oh, it doesn't matter. You will have fired me well before then.

What did the match box say to the match?

You're fired!

Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

Why did the Italian get thrown out of the hotel?

He said "I wanna two sheet onna the bed".

How did the Hulk's mind blow?

Somebody threw a bone very far and Hulk yelled "HULK GET IT! HEY WAIT."

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What did the computer technician say to the woman about her virus infected laptop?

Ma'am, we cleaned your dirty bits and suggest getting a bigger hard drive"

What do you call a woman who pleasures herself with Vegetables?

Mrs Hawking

Letter Jokes More Letter Jokes

What do snakes write on the bottom of their letters?

With love and hisses.

Which two letters of the alphabet are nothing?

MT (empty)

Bernadette Jokes More Bernadette Jokes

What do you call a woman that sets her bills on fire?

Bernadette.

Who's there ! Bernadette ! Bernadette who ?

Bernadette ate all my dinner and now I'm starving !