What do Aaron Hernandez and Jared Fogle now have in common?

Matching uniforms.

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Why does the bride always wear white?

Because it is good for the dishwasher to match the stove and refrigerator.

Why are almost all brides dresses white?

So the dishwasher matches the washing machine

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Why does all of Jared Fogle's music sound the same?

Because he loves to abuse A Minor.

What's the difference between Jared Fogle's divorce and other divorces?

Most married couples tried to stay together FOR the kids. Not divorce because of them.

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What do Aaron Hernandez and Jared Fogle now have in common?

Matching uniforms.

What's the first thing Aaron Hernandez learned in prison?

He's not a tight end anymore )