Anthropologists hate Western Civilization. Sociologists only hate America.
Whites occasionally get inside a colored wash.
One yanks for the roots, the other roots for the Yanks.
Our miscarriage.
They never let you finish first. (#s)
Because they hate the French Press. (This joke used to be more topical)
I texted with the clicky keyboard sound turned on.
They're only really popular in America once every four years.
He's a neurosurgeon, not a proctologist.
Only one, but the light bulb has to want to change.
An offer you can't understand.
An anthropologist
