Time Travel Jokes

What do we want? Time travel! When do we want it?

Irrelevant.

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Who says time travel doesn't exist and we can't go back in time?

America just did.

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What did the girlfriend say to her boyfriend that was bitten by a zombie?

You're dead to me"

What's the thing u don't tell a vampire?

Bite me.

History Jokes More History Jokes

What's a hotdog's best subject in school?

History. Because history has always been written by wieners.

What do you call a cow that will go down in history?

Legendairy From my young daughter

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Why was Thor disappointed by his birthday party?

Because it was more Loki than he wanted.

Century Jokes More Century Jokes

Why is England the wettest country?

Monarchies have reigned there for centuries.

What did the time traveler say at the birthday party?

I'd tell you happy birthday, but to me, you've been dead for centuries

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

What do you get when you send a duck backwards in time to the moment before you sent the duck?

A Pair-a-ducks.

Who was the best boxer of all time?

Jim Jones, I heard he took out 909 people with one punch.

Justin Time Jokes More Justin Time Jokes

What was the name of the time traveler with good timing?

Justin Time.

Why is Bieber never late?

because he's always justin time

Gun Jokes More Gun Jokes

What gun do you use to hunt a moose?

A moosecut!

Why are black people so good at running?

Because when they here the gun go off they start runnin.

Travel Jokes More Travel Jokes

Why does LeVar Burton not like to travel by airplane?

He usually flies twice as high.

Why do nuns always travel in pairs?

Because one nun follows the other nun to make sure that nun doesn't get none.