Just trying to make a Polish girl I like laugh
A meander-thal!
Tender: I usually like rum in Diet Coke. Man: how do you get a Roman in a Diet Coke Tender: *facepalm*
He was trying to get some Natural Light.
Psychic: That shirt is too small. Employee: You didn't even try it on. Psychic: I'm a medium.
Because they always miss the joke
I laugh at neither of them.
Seven. Six to carry the casket and one to drag the body
They're made out of dill dough.
A Rollie Pollie
A new last name
