What's the biggest lie of the Universe?

I Have Read and Agree to the Terms of Service."

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What's black and white and read all over?

The newspaper.

What did the Illuminati say when they tried to read someone's mind, but failed to do so?

Curses, foiled again!"

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What does Gordon program in?

FLASH... AAAHHHHHHHH. Its the language of the universe...

What's the smallest thing in the universe?

A pebble caught between the wrinkle of a flea's ball.

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What did the man say when the calculator agreed to help him load the car?

I KNEW I COULD COUNT ON YOU

What's the only thing the English and French agree on?

Americans. Alternatives: What's the only thing Americans and the French agree on? The English. What's the only thing the English and Americans agree on? The French.

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What's the biggest lie of the Universe?

I Have Read and Agree to the Terms of Service."

What are the two biggest lies in Wyoming?

My truck is paid for, and honestly officer, I was just helping the sheep over the fence.

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What term is used to describe a phenomenon where a European mans ejaculates prematurely?

Pole Position

What's another term for a prodigal farmer?

Someone who is outstanding in his field.

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When is the only time when No shirt no shorts no shoes gets you service?

If you're a surfer and you're getting head.

Why did the Cell Tower Cafe get bad reviews?

Because the service was horrible.