What did the owner of a brownie factory say when his factory caught fire?

I'm getting the fudge outta here!"

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Fire Jokes More Fire Jokes

What do you call a dwarf that was on fire?

A lil smokey

How are Lindsay Lohan and the Note 7 alike?

The both leave your crotch on fire

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What did the chemist say when he caught his brother stealing halogens?

Bro, mine

What did the chinese guy tell the police when he was caught?

You got the Wong guy.

Factory Jokes More Factory Jokes

Whats the last thing you give a tickle me elmo before it leaves the factory?

Two test-tickles.

What does every Elmo receive before they leave the factory?

Two test tickles!

Owner Jokes More Owner Jokes

Whats the difference between cats and dogs?

Dogs have owners, cats have staff.

What's smarter than a dog, but dumber than a cat?

Their owner.