What did the owner of a brownie factory say when his factory caught fire?

I'm getting the fudge outta here!"

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What do you call a woman that sets her bills on fire?

Bernadette.

What do you call an alpacca that screams when it sees fire?

A smoke aLaama.

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Why was the CEO of Pepsi fired?

They caught him with an ounce of coke in his system.

What do you say when you catch a deer with no eyes?

I have no-eye-deer! (Unless you're a dad, you may need to sound it out)

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What did the owner of a brownie factory say when his factory caught fire?

I'm getting the fudge outta here!"

Whats the last thing you give a tickle me elmo before it leaves the factory?

Two test-tickles.

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What's the 6 things that's white on a black guy?

It's quite easy when you think about it. It's the inside of the hands, inside of the feet, the eyes, the teeth, the nails, and the owner.

Why did the dry cleaners get shut down?

The owner was arrested for money laundry-ing