Who won the race?

Society.

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What's better than winning a silver in the paralympics?

Being able to walk.

Why is religion like mobile gaming?

Free-to-pray, pray-to-win.

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What does a Persistent Jedi do when he gets destroyed in a race?

An all day run

Why did the Boston Marathon runner collapse before finishing the race?

WTF ) His thighs were burning too bad.

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Who's going to lose the upcoming election?

Society.

Why do we live in a society where pizza arrives faster than police do?

Because the pizza guy has consequences for not doing his job correctly. "Oh damn, shots fired!" But not by the pizza guy.