Who won the race?

Society.

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What's the difference between Shea Stadium and Sloan-Kettering?

At Sloan-Kettering the Mets always win.

How do you win a Scandinavian race?

By crossing the Finnish line!

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Why don't Germans compete in marathons?

They have a sad history of not finishing off races.

Which cat won the race?

A: The English cat. Un deux trois cat sank.

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What's balck on the bottom and white on the top?

Society

What do you call a lawmaker in a society ruled by horses that says one thing but does the opposite?

A hippocratic hypocrite.