Why didn't the cargo ship want to leave the bay?

Because it was a freight!

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Why did the fork go to the party?

It wanted to have a good tine.

Why did the boy throw his clock out the window?

A: He wanted to see time fly.

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What would you tell someone who is attempting to steal your cheese (hint: not "nacho cheese")?

Leave my provolone!

When does Eminem leave school?

Aftermath

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Why don't seagulls fly over the bay?

Because then you'd have to call them bagels.

Why won't you find any gondolas in the Eternal City?

Because Rome wasn't built in a bay.

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Why didn't the cargo ship want to leave the bay?

Because it was a freight!

Why did Elton John's trucking company only work weekends?

Because Saturday nights alright for freighting.