Why didn't the cargo ship want to leave the bay?

Because it was a freight!

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What do mechanical keyboards want for dinner?

Chicken ticka ticka ticka masala

Why does Gandalf never dress as a pimp for halloween?

Because he doesn't want to be taken as a conjurer of cheap tricks.

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What happened when the monster kissed his one true love?

He left lip prints on the mirror!

What's an empty suit of armor doing on the drivers side of a car?

He went out for the knight. OK I'll leave now

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Why don't seagulls fly over the bay?

Because then you'd have to call them bagels.

Why don't seagulls ever fly over the bay?

Because then they'd be bagels.

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Why didn't the cargo ship want to leave the bay?

Because it was a freight!

Why did Elton John's trucking company only work weekends?

Because Saturday nights alright for freighting.