What kind of punch hurts the most?

A Sandy Hook.

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Why did Ellen Pao punch the puppy?

Cause shes terrible.

What language does a boxer who punches jokes speak?

Punjabi-ng.

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What kind of Ant lives in rented accommodation?

Tenants.

What kind of exercise did Jesus do?

Crossfit

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What do you call a 6 year old with no friends?

A Sandy Hook survivor

What would you call Osama bin Laden if he became a pirate?

Sandy Hook.

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Why did the apple cry?

A: Its peelings were hurt.

What did the router say to the doctor?

It hurts when IP.