What country most despises cars that run on gasoline?

Mad-at-gas-cars!

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What car does Jesus drive?

A Chrysler

Why didn't the LoL champ care when she crashed her car?

Because it was Elise

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What is it called when a thief steals a purse, runs into the street, then gets run over?

ma

Why did Cinderella get kicked off for the soccer team?

She kept running from the ball.

Country Jokes More Country Jokes

What country are you from?

I asked. "Iraq" he said. "How did you escape " I asked. IRAN

Which country has the highest number of foolish people?

Hungary. Stay Hungary, Stay Foolish

Gas Jokes More Gas Jokes

What do you call gas from the human body that NASA could impliment into fuel for their technology in the future?

Rocket Farts.

What gas do snails prefer?

Shell.

Gasoline Jokes More Gasoline Jokes

How do you make a cat woof?

soak it in gasoline and light it on fire... WOOF!

How do you change a cat into a dog?

Soak it in gasoline, hold a match up to it, and "woof!"

Despise Jokes More Despise Jokes

Why do black people despise environmental studies?

A:Cause they always get hung up on trees.

What do you call a treehouse full of women you despise?

A country.