Why did the terrorist blow up the playground?

He was a suislide bomber!

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Blow Jokes More Blow Jokes

What's roughly 6 inches long, has a head on it, and women love it so much that they often blow it?

A 20 dollar bill

Why don't Mexicans blow their noses?

So that they have something to pick in the off-season.

Terrorist Jokes More Terrorist Jokes

Where do terrorists go when they're on the run?

Apparently, they go everywhere.

Why did the terrorist buy himself a Porsche?

He was going through a midlife ISIS :(

Playground Jokes More Playground Jokes

What do you get if you cross a shark with a snowman?

An empty playground

Why are Wayne and Garth banned from playgrounds?

They hog the Schwing set.