Why did the terrorist blow up the playground?

He was a suislide bomber!

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What's the difference between an orphanage and a beach ball?

You won't go to prison for blowing up a beach ball.

Why did the duck cross the basketball court?

He heard the referees were blowing fouls... -Jim Norton

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What do you call terrorists who have degrees in material science and electromagnetic theory?

HysterISIS

Whats the difference between a terrorist and a woman with PMS?

You can negotiate with a terrorist.

Playground Jokes More Playground Jokes

Why did the kid cross the playground?

To get to the other slide.

What animal has five legs?

A pitbull returning from a playground.