Why are air hostesses bad at dating?

Most men aren't interested in **plane** women.

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Why was the Amish girl excommunicated?

Two men a night.

What did the man in the wheelchair say when he returned the hat he borrowed?

Thanks for the handy cap.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

Why don't women wear watches?

Because there's a perfectly good clock on the stove

How is a woman like an Electrical Fuse?

When they blow, you got no power!!

Plane Jokes More Plane Jokes

Why does the communist party hate planes?

Because they're always Stalin

What do you call a pilot who tries to tell a joke but gets distracted and crashes his plane into a building?

A comickaze

Date Jokes More Date Jokes

What's the best part about dating a homeless girl?

You can drop her off anywhere!!

What is the worst thing about dating a Japanese girl?

You have to drop da bomb on her twice