What did the insect say when he saw a gnat get hit?

He did gnat see that coming"

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What do Swedish criminals say when the cops are coming?

Pork! Pork! Pork!

What did Caesar say when was in agreement?

I came. I saw. I concurred.

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What is someone who takes drugs?

What is someone who drinks What hit you in the face last night

Why did Kevin's Ice cream fall down?

Because he was hit by a truck

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What do you call an insect that gets exposed to radiation but nothing of consequence happens to it?

A moot ant

What do you get if you cross an insect and a dance ?

A cricket ball !

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How many gnats does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

It only takes two, but the trick is getting them in the lightbulb.

What did the insect say when he saw a gnat get hit?

He did gnat see that coming"