He did gnat see that coming"
The snowblower came around
The coming of the Lord." HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! ...please enjoy this tweet. I'm going to hell.
Because he hit a bump in the road. What was the bump in the road? Little Timmy.
A: Because people keep hitting them with dictionaries.
Stick insects !
It only takes two, but the trick is getting them in the lightbulb.