Steroid Jokes

Why are asteroids so strong when they hit the planet?

Because they take a steroid.

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What do you call 2 chainz on steroids?

2-Gainz

What do you call a white guy on steroids?

An athlete

Why did the fastest animal on earth got disqualified on the race?

Because it is using steroids.

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It had a short circuit.

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He couldn't get a head.

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Why did the fastest animal on earth got disqualified on the race?

Because it is using steroids.

What's the fastest animal in the world?

A chicken crossing Ethiopia. What's the second fastest animal ... The ethiopian chasing it.