Steroid Jokes

Why are asteroids so strong when they hit the planet?

Because they take a steroid.

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What do you call 2 chainz on steroids?

2-Gainz

What do you call a white guy on steroids?

An athlete

Why did the fastest animal on earth got disqualified on the race?

Because it is using steroids.

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What is the fastest animal in the world?

The Ethiopian chicken.

What's the fastest animal in the world?

A chicken crossing Ethiopia. What's the second fastest animal ... The ethiopian chasing it.

White Guy Jokes More White Guy Jokes

What do you call a black guy surrounded by a bunch of white guys?

The Allman Brothers.

What do white guys do that lasts hours and makes white women scream?

NASCAR

Rod Jokes More Rod Jokes

What do you call two guys with no arms and no legs hanging over a window?

Kurt and Rod

What do you call 2 guys hanging on the wall around a window?

Kurt and Rod.

Athlete Jokes More Athlete Jokes

Why do athletes like Sports Illustrated Magazine so much?

There's nothing athletes want more to see in a magazine than sports and illustrations.

What do you call an athlete that smells good?

D. O. Durant

Addiction Jokes More Addiction Jokes

What brings you here?

14.99 per month and a addiction to a game that's been failing since Cata

What's the difference between a collection and an addiction?

I don't have an alcohol collection.

Disqualify Jokes More Disqualify Jokes

Why did the fastest animal on earth got disqualified on the race?

Because it is using steroids.

Why was Aladdin disqualified from the Rio Olympics?

He was on performance-enhancing rugs.

Rip Jokes More Rip Jokes

What do you call it when a king rips a fart?

Air to the throne.

Why do Redditors get excited when a tornado rips down miles of fences?

Because there is a lot of reposting to do.

Asteroid Jokes More Asteroid Jokes

Why are asteroids so strong when they hit the planet?

Because they take a steroid.

Why are they called hemorrhoids?

Because asteroids was already taken.