Why doesn't a sociologist look out the window in the morning?

Because then they'd have nothing to do in the afternoon.

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Look Jokes More Look Jokes

How are old jokes on reddit like a herpes outbreak?

You know they are going to keep coming back, and despite the fact they are weaker each time, you still don't look forward to them.

What's black, blue and doesn't look too well?

Stevie Wonder

Window Jokes More Window Jokes

Why is there no Windows 9?

Because 7 8 9.

How does Bill Gates enter his house?

A. He uses "windows".

Morning Jokes More Morning Jokes

What's awkward for a man but a normal part of the job for a lumberjack?

Morning wood.

What's the difference between work and your daughter?

I'm not coming into work this morning!"

Sociologist Jokes More Sociologist Jokes

Why doesn't a sociologist look out the window in the morning?

Because then they'd have nothing to do in the afternoon.

What do you get if you cross a Sociologist with someone in the Mafia?

An offer you can't understand.

Afternoon Jokes More Afternoon Jokes

Why do heroine addicts rarely have meetings late in the afternoon?

Because it's dangerous to shoot for 3 or even 4.

What has four limbs in the morning, two limbs in the afternoon, and is dead by evening?

A disobedient slave.