Why doesn't a sociologist look out the window in the morning?

Because then they'd have nothing to do in the afternoon.

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Look Jokes More Look Jokes

Who were the Tallest Man in the World's roll models?

Nobody, he had no one to look up to.

What is the definition of diplomacy?

The ability to tell a person to go to hell in such a way that they look forward to the trip.

Window Jokes More Window Jokes

What does a suburban neighbourhood do if there's a blackout?

They lock their doors and windows.

Why is the upcoming Windows OS called Windows 10?

Because 7 ate 9...

Morning Jokes More Morning Jokes

How does a New York University psychology major turn on his lights in the morning?

By opening the car door.

What did the Hebrew's call it when they stopped receiving mana every morning?

mana-pause

Sociologist Jokes More Sociologist Jokes

Why doesn't a sociologist look out the window in the morning?

Because then they'd have nothing to do in the afternoon.

How many sociologists does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but the light bulb has to want to change.

Afternoon Jokes More Afternoon Jokes

What do chicken families do on Saturday afternoon?

They go on peck-nics !

Why were you late?

Pupil: Sorry teacher I overslept. Teacher: It's three in the afternoon!