What did Mrs. Claus say to Santa as they were looking out their front window?

Looks like rein dear"

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Why is Santa always jolly?

Because he knows where all the naughty girls live.

What's the difference.... Between my girlfriend and santa?

Some people actually believe santa exist.

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What happened when Jesus forgot to look both ways?

He died on the cross!

How do you get herpes of the eye ball?

Looking for love in all the wrong places.

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Why did the old lady throw the clock outside her window?

SHE WAS MENTALLY ILL!!!!!!

Whoever answers my next question, can go home One boy throws his bag out the window. Teacher: Who just threw that?

Boy: Me and I'm going home now.

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Why can't Santa play in the NBA?

He has a no-trade Claus

What does Santa call his wife at tax time?

A: A dependent Claus.

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What happened when Santa cut his beard?

The police came and took statements but ultimately Mrs. Claus declined to press charges. OC

Why is Mrs. Claus disappointed?

because Santa came early! I'll let myself out.

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What did Mrs. Claus say to Santa as they were looking out their front window?

Looks like rein dear"

Why are clouds like jockeys?

Because they hold the reins!