Why are condoms transparent?

A: So that sperms can at least enjoy the scene even if their entry is Restricted!

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Enjoy Jokes More Enjoy Jokes

What did the byte do to keep each of his bits safe?

He had to a-lock-eight into memory. -This is an original, hope you all enjoy.

Why did the cheese maker not enjoy the movie?

in a Dutch accent Not much Gouda

Condom Jokes More Condom Jokes

What's the thin line between love and hate?

A condom.

How about if I put a balloon over it?

Would you touch it then " -guy who invented condoms

Sperm Jokes More Sperm Jokes

What does a sperm and a politician have in common?

They both have a one in 100 million chance of being human.

What do you call the first sperm that reaches the egg?

The ova achiever

Scene Jokes More Scene Jokes

What is it called when a ninja flees the scene of an accident?

Hidden Run.

What did the painter do when he was angry?

He made a scene.

Entry Jokes More Entry Jokes

Why is Adam known as the first accountant?

He turned a leaf and made an entry.

Why did she get entry to the pub without paying a single penny?

Cause she being she, wasn't even worth a penny. (/hehheh)