What position does the pig play in football?

Loinback.

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Which one is the boy you've been seeing?

New GF: *sees me playing accordion* He died

Why did the cow slap the bull?

He didn't play well with udders.

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What position makes the ugliest children?

Ask your parents

How do Japanese politicians say they got their positions?

With erections.

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Why did the football go to the bank?

to get is quarterback.

Where do people in Ghana go to watch football?

The Ghanarena

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What do you get when you cross a pig and a spider?

Bacon and scrambled leggs.

What does a pig put on it's nose for a sunburn?

Oinkment!