Why did Judge Reinhold get arrested in Dallas?

Because he can't even get arrested in Hollywood.

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Dallas Jokes More Dallas Jokes

What does a Dallas Cowboys fan do when his team has won the Super Bowl?

He turns off the PlayStation.

How many Dallas Cowboys fans does it take to change a lightbulb?

They don't. They just talk about when it did work.

Hollywood Jokes More Hollywood Jokes

Why don't Hollywood talent agents drink chocolate milk?

Because it's not about who you know, but no Yoo-hoo.

What did the Hollywood producer say to the Apes in the zoo when they refused to sign contracts to appear in his new film?

Stop playing it cagey!

Arrest Jokes More Arrest Jokes

Why did the police arrest the Christmas goose?

They suspected it of fowl play.

How many US cops does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, they arrest the room because it's black.