Why are lions more religious than other animals?

They prey regularly.

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When is a lion not a lion ?

When he turns into his cage !

Why are black people so fast?

Since they run away from lions , but he nearest village is 10km away.....

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What do you call a model flying an airplane full of animals?

Zoolander

What do elephants in the zoo get for lunch?

Half an hour, just like the rest of the animals.

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What did the predators say before they went hunting?

Let us prey first.

What do you call a sick bird of prey that enters the country without permission?

An ill-eagle