Why did Dr.Pepper blush?

He received a Sunkist from his Crush

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Why did the sun-praiser receive the full inheritance from his grandmother?

Because he was the Solaire!

What do all 'Tickle Me Elmo' toys receive before leaving the factory?

Two test tickles.

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What do you called being pepper sprayed at UC Davis?

Occupational hazard.

Why do sharks like salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze

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How is everything?

ME: Soul crushing and void of meaning W: I meant your meal M: Soul crushing, void of meaning, and needs salt

What did the redneck say when she lost her virginity?

GET OFF ME DAD, you're crushing my cigarettes!