Why did Dr.Pepper blush?

He received a Sunkist from his Crush

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Why did the kids not receive presents for Christmas?

Because Rudolph intentionally grounded the team...

What did Orion receive when he won second place in the archery contest?

The constellation prize.

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Why did Dr.Pepper blush?

He received a Sunkist from his Crush

What the pepper say to the angry chilli?

If you don't cool down, I'm going to get jalapeno business

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What do a Chinese tourist who got run over by a bus and a lobster have in common?

They're both crushed-asians

What do u say?

SON: I WILL CRUSH MY ENEMIES ME: *nervous laughter* No, the other thing SON: Oh. Thank you