Why Russians never drive stick shift?

They really hate Stalin

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Why cant russians drive stick?

Because they are always Stalin!

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Why are boys faster than girls?

Because they have ball bearings and a stick shift.

Why Russians never drive stick shift?

They really hate Stalin