What is more funny than a penguin sliding down a hill?

The penguin who pushed him!

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Hill Jokes More Hill Jokes

What do you call a Mexican on a hill?

Gracias.

What's grey, yellow, grey, yellow, grey, yellow, grey, yellow, grey, yellow, grey, yellow?

An elephant rolling down a hill with a daisy in its mouth!

Push Jokes More Push Jokes

Why do the Lannisters have such big beds?

They push two twins together to make a king.

Whenever a waiter asks, "Do you want to hear about our specials?

push the menu aside and softly whisper, "I want to hear about you."

Slide Jokes More Slide Jokes

Why did the kid cross the playground?

To get to the other slide.

What does Taylor Swift say when going down a slide?

Weeeeeeeeeee, are never never never, getting back together.

Penguin Jokes More Penguin Jokes

What's a Penguins favorite type of pasta?

Penguini

What's a penguins favourite relative?

Aunt Arctica! PENGUIN . . ME makes flies over head motion PENGUIN I don't know what that means