What is more funny than a penguin sliding down a hill?

The penguin who pushed him!

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Hill Jokes More Hill Jokes

Why didn't the quarter roll down the hill with the nickle?

Because it had more cents

How do you make a Swiss Roll?

Push him down a hill. BONUS: How do you make French Wine? Invade.

Push Jokes More Push Jokes

Why did the Scot screw the sheep on the edge of a cliff?

So it would push back.

How do you stop a French tank?

A: Shoot the guy that's pushing it!

Slide Jokes More Slide Jokes

What is your dream car and why?

Minivan, because the sliding door joining in MAKES IT EASIER FOR DRIVE-BY BAZOOKA ATTACKS

What exactly does BYOB mean?

Bring your own beer" Bill Nye the Science Guy slowly slides the bacteria sample back in his lab coat

Penguin Jokes More Penguin Jokes

Who do penguins celebrate Hanukkah with?

The Icebergs

Why are there no penguins in Britain?

They're scared of Wales.