What is more funny than a penguin sliding down a hill?

The penguin who pushed him!

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Hill Jokes More Hill Jokes

Why didn't the quarter roll down the hill with the nickle?

Because it had more cents

Why did Sally fall down the hill?

I pushed her.

Push Jokes More Push Jokes

How do you stop a mexican tank?

You shoot the guy pushing it.

Which is the quickest way to reach the hospital?

Bernard pushed him under a truck...

Slide Jokes More Slide Jokes

What slides in and out until it's balls are busted?

Piston

What does a Mexican get when he slides down a hill?

Gracias

Penguin Jokes More Penguin Jokes

Why couldn't the penguin turn around in the phone booth?

Because he had a javelin through his head.

What bird can write underwater?

A ball-point Penguin!