What is more funny than a penguin sliding down a hill?

The penguin who pushed him!

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What's black and white black and white black and white?

A nun rolling down a hill.

What happened when Rick fell down a hill?

Rick rolled.

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How do you make a Swiss Roll?

Push him down a hill. BONUS: How do you make French Wine? Invade.

Which is the quickest way to reach the hospital?

Bernard pushed him under a truck...

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What is more funny than a penguin sliding down a hill?

The penguin who pushed him!

What is your dream car and why?

Minivan, because the sliding door joining in MAKES IT EASIER FOR DRIVE-BY BAZOOKA ATTACKS

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What do you call a gang of penguins?

A ganguin

Why can a penguin never win Best Actor?

Because it is part black.