Why don't Buddhists have Instagram?

They don't believe in the concept of a selfie.

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Selfie Jokes More Selfie Jokes

Where are the humans?

We left them" AL: Why "They didn't look anything like their selfies in rl"

Why is the iPhone 6 the coolest smart phone around?

Carry it around in your pocket for a while and it'll be on every selfie you take.

Believe Jokes More Believe Jokes

Where's the baby?

while holding the baby. I can't believe it was legal for me to reproduce.

How many true friends do you believe you have?

Me: Define "true friend." Shrink: Someone you feel you can tell anything. Me: 11,419.

Buddhist Jokes More Buddhist Jokes

Why did the Buddhist photographer fail at taking pictures?

Bad cam'ra

What did one Buddhist Master give to the child for his birthday?

Nothing wrapped in Emptiness. How did the birthday child respond? You are thoughtless for giving me this meaningless gift. To which the Buddhist Master replied, "Thank you."

Instagram Jokes More Instagram Jokes

How do hipsters buy their drugs?

by the instagram.

How did the girl with fetal alcohol syndrome tag a picture of herself on instagram?

nophiltrum

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Why don't Buddhists have Instagram?

They don't believe in the concept of a selfie.

Why are most Muslims broke all the time?

They never understood the concept of piggy banks.