Why don't kleptomaniacs understand metaphors?

Because they take everything, literally.

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Why couldn't the scientist understand what the photon was saying?

Because the photon was incoherent.

What's the best part about child molestation jokes?

You don't understand it until you're older!

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Why don't kleptomaniacs get jokes?

Because they take everything literally.

Why can't you tell pun jokes to kleptomaniacs?

Because they always take things literally

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Why don't kleptomaniacs understand metaphors?

Because they take everything, literally.

When is a 2 literally a 6?

When it has metaphor.