About 9 month.
Because I'm about to introduce myself to the girl at the end of the bar.
A leek.
Because he brought his own drumsticks
A crime fighter.
9 mouths
So the Mexicans can window shop.
Because they (some of them) don't have a garbage collector.
Because with a sausage, a couple of eggs, and some cream, a man can keep a woman full for 9 months.
They only need 2 eggs n 1 sausage to keep a girl full for 9 months