How long do black women need to bring the garbage out?

About 9 month.

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What do you need to drink out of a fruit?

a STRAWberry. ...I'll go...

What's the difference between a white girl who likes to tan and a burger?

They both need to be flipped every 10 mins, but only one turns pink when its done.

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Who brings all the good little inclined plane girls and boys presents at Christmas?

Slanta Claus.

When are they going to bring slavery back?

I am tired of looking for a job.

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What do you call a black woman on the moon?

An astronaut.

How does a black women tell she is pregnant?

When she pulls the tampon out and the cotton is already picked.

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Where did William Tell take his garbage?

To the dump, to the dump, to the dump, dump, dump!

Why do black people put their garbage in clear trash bags?

So the Mexicans can window shop.

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Why are men better cooks?

They only need 2 eggs n 1 sausage to keep a girl full for 9 months

How long does it take for a White woman to take a crap?

9 Months.