Donation Jokes

Why were there so many Hawaiian lei's at the funeral?

the obituary read "Please send donations in luau flowers."

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What bounces and makes little children cry?

My donation check to Feed the Children!

What's big, bounces, and makes little kids cry?

My donation check to the orphanage.

What's the best nation in the world?

Donation. What's the best city in the world? Generosity.

Why are organ donations low ?

Because most people have pianos

How would you like to make a donation to our local orphanage?

Dad: yea sure yells up to me son, you live with this guy now!

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Little Child Jokes More Little Child Jokes

What 3 things that tell the truth?

Drunk men. Little children. Yoga pants.

What bounces and makes little children cry?

My donation check to Feed the Children!

Like Jokes More Like Jokes

How would you like that cooked?

gets right up in waitresses face* With frickin fire, obviously

What's a hippie's favorite animal?

An elk It has the E, the L, and the K. Would like to hear some more if you guys have any.

Funeral Jokes More Funeral Jokes

Why did the elk cry at the funeral?

He had lost a deer friend

What happens when a necrophiliac goes to a funeral?

He gets mourning wood.

Hawaiian Jokes More Hawaiian Jokes

What did the Hawaiian man say when he say the buffet?

Aloha Snackbar

What did the Hawaiian terrorists say when they blew up a restaurant?

ALOHA SNACKBAR

Light Bulb Jokes More Light Bulb Jokes

How many lead guitarists does it take to change a light bulb?

100; 1 to do it, and 99 to say "I could do that."

How many bad joke tellers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One.

Charity Jokes More Charity Jokes

Why didn't the oyster give to charity?

He was shellfish.

Why don't shrimp give anything to charity?

Because they're shellfish.

Joke Jokes More Joke Jokes

How many cops do you need to change a light bulb?

None. They just shoot the room for being black. Credit: donator on some stream said the joke and just wanted to share it.

What do you call a person with memory problems telling a joke?

To get to the other side.

Money Jokes More Money Jokes

How did rich people get their money?

They were calm and collected.

Why doesn't the stone vendor value money?

Because he takes it for granite.