Donation Jokes

Why were there so many Hawaiian lei's at the funeral?

the obituary read "Please send donations in luau flowers."

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What bounces and makes little children cry?

My donation check to Feed the Children!

What's big, bounces, and makes little kids cry?

My donation check to the orphanage.

What's the best nation in the world?

Donation. What's the best city in the world? Generosity.

Why are organ donations low ?

Because most people have pianos

How would you like to make a donation to our local orphanage?

Dad: yea sure yells up to me son, you live with this guy now!

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Orphanage Jokes More Orphanage Jokes

What's big, bounces, and makes little kids cry?

My donation check to the orphanage.

What's the difference between a terrorist training camp and an orphanage?

Terrorists blow them selves up at camp on accident

World Jokes More World Jokes

Why are government buildings alike all around the world?

free masonry.

What in the world is this?

The bartender says, "Central Park."

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

What does supervillain Black Man need to do to escape the crime scene?

Turn off all the lights.

Why is James Bond's favourite bartender played by Michael J Fox?

He doesn't need to tell him to shake the martini.

Shoot Jokes More Shoot Jokes

What goes clop clop clop - BANG! BANG! BANG! - clop clop clop?

An Amish drive-by shooting

What's the difference between a penalty shot in basketball, and a tiny curly wig designed for a bug?

One is a free throw, and the other is a flea 'fro.

Joke Jokes More Joke Jokes

What do you call Stephen Hawking rolling away from an explosion?

Hot wheels (First joke, hope you like it.)

What's an easy way on /r/jokes to find feminism jokes?

Just look for ones that have a "JOKE:" disclaimer

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

What do you call Protestants who want to save a dime?

Econoclasts.

What do we want...?

LOW FLYING AIRPLANES!" When do we want it "NEEEEOOOOOOOOOOW"

Funeral Jokes More Funeral Jokes

Whats the worst the thing about having to attend a funeral?

The guest of honor always shows up late!

What's the difference between a wedding and a funeral?

One less drunk.

Charity Jokes More Charity Jokes

How do you know Bernie Sanders got elected?

All your stuff has been donated to charity

Why don't crabs give to charities?

They are shellfish.