Why are pirates never scared of a storm?

Because they love torrents.

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How much does a pirate pay for an ear piercing?

A buck an ear

What do you call a pirate with polio?

FD Arghhhh.

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What's the difference between mashed potatoes and pea soup?

You can mash potatoes, but you can't pee soup. (sorry sorry. Really. I've loved this joke since I was... oh.. six...)

Why do drug dealers love muslim people?

Because they always get stoned

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What is the rain's favorite medieval reenactment?

Storming a castle.

Why does the forest stink during a storm?

Because the trees break wind.

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Why are pirates never scared of a storm?

Because they love torrents.

Why should you torrent only from French sites?

Because it'll run faster.