Why are pirates never scared of a storm?

Because they love torrents.

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How much do pirates pay for earrings?

Somewhere around a buck an ear.

Why do pirates love football so much?

Cus they love to count YAAAARds.

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Why do rappers love weed so much?

Because the majority of their relatives used to pick it

What grows when you squeeze it, explodes if you rub it too hard, and children love it?

A balloon animal!

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Why was the storm trooper such a good dad?

He could never hit his kids.

What did Octavian say when he stormed Cleopatra's gardens?

Caesar salad

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What do you call a cat that torrents movies?

A copy cat.

How does the Pirate watch his movie?

He PIRATES them off line. (Or torrents them off Pirates Bay) =)