Storm Jokes

Why did the fisherman head out during a storm?

For the halibut

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How do Medieval sheep protest prisons?

They storm the baaaastille.

How did the failing Heroes of the Storm player apologize to their teammate?

I'm gonna level with you.

What did Journey say to the critic as he stormed out of their concert?

Don't stop! Be leaving!" Just a joke I thought up the other day.

What did Octavian say when he stormed Cleopatra's gardens?

Caesar salad

What do you call a Cloyster that wants to learn the move Rain Dance?

The clam before the storm!

What do you call a reindeer trapped in a storm?

A Thundeer

Why does the forest stink during a storm?

Because the trees break wind.

Why do they call them thunder storms and not lightning storms?

Thunder storms just *sound* better

What did storm say when she saw wolverine chopping wood?

That's a huge axe man!

Why are Americans so bad at MOBA games (League of Legends, Dota, Heroes of the storm, etc.)?

They can't defend towers.

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Why would The Doctor and Storm get along?

Because he is the heart of the storm.

What is the rain's favorite medieval reenactment?

Storming a castle.

Why was the storm trooper such a good dad?

He could never hit his kids.

Why do you say he's conceited?

Fred: Well every time there was a thunderclap during the storm he went to the window and took a bow.

What do clouds wear during a storm?

Thunderwear

Who names a kid after an activity?

Storms off w/ his son, Kegger

What do you call a storm that's raining cats and dogs?

A furrycanine

When she asks "is that your puppy?

say "No. That's my dad." Then storm off.

Why are pirates never scared of a storm?

Because they love torrents.

Why aren't you mowing the lawn?

Link: It's raining Z: No it's not L: *Plays Song of Storms* Z: You're sleeping with Epona tonight

How was the snow globe feeling after the storm?

A little shaken.

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What do you call a white man on fire?

A firecracker!

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He tested positive for Coke.

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Why do they call them thunder storms and not lightning storms?

Thunder storms just *sound* better

Why did the boy want to see a thunder storm in Greece?

Because Greece lightening

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What did the fisherman say to the street magician?

Pick a cod, any cod!

What did the fisherman say to the magician?

Pick a cod, any cod!

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How do you find Will Smith in a snow storm?

Just check for fresh prince

What's white and gives you a solid 9+ inches that gives you a workout every time?

Snow Storms

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Why do pessimists always think it's the weekend?

Because every day is a sadder-day.

What do you call a man who thinks women are easy to lie to?

Deceased

Halibut Jokes More Halibut Jokes

Why did the fishermen buy a new pole?

Just for the halibut.

Why'd you order the Fish n' Chips?

For the Halibut.

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What do you get when you teach Android grammar?

A droid

Why does the Empire use Apple?

Because they couldn't find the droid they were looking for

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What can we do to stop polluting our waters ?

Pupil: Stop taking baths

How do I stop a Christmas Gnome being airsick on the sledge?

Gnome : Put a five pound note between his teeth and stick his head over the side of the sledge.