Arrrrrrrrrrr Jokes

Where does the pirate shop for his kid for Christmas?

Toys Arrrrrrrrrrr Us

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Why are pirates so mean?

They just ARRRRRRRRRRR!!!

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Toy Jokes More Toy Jokes

What do you call an elf who lost all his toys?

Legolas

Why do Santas elves take forever to finish making toys?

Because they are always a little behind

Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

Why did the kid punch the bed?

His mother told him to hit the hay.

What do Catholic priests and the Zika Virus have in common?

They both give kids a little head.

Mean Jokes More Mean Jokes

Whats another meaning for a women?

Finger puppet

How did the hour and minute hands of the clock get cancer?

Second hand smoking! My own joke that I've been meaning to put up for a while. Time to see how it goes haha.

Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

What's the difference between a pirate and a necrophiliac?

I'm not sure, but they both go out with shovels to find the booty.

What does a pirate with back spasms say?

Shiver me lumbars.

Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

What will santa bring your fish this christmas?

A scale letrix!

What's a meth head's favourite thing about Halloween?

Only two more sleeps till Christmas!