Arrrrrrrrrrr Jokes

Where does the pirate shop for his kid for Christmas?

Toys Arrrrrrrrrrr Us

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Why are pirates so mean?

They just ARRRRRRRRRRR!!!

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Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

Why do kids with down syndrome wear shorts?

Because they have bad genes.

Why are kids with DS getting elected prom kings and queens?

Either way, they're going down in history.

Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

What did the pirate with the steering wheel in his pants say?

Argh it's driving me nuts!"

What does a pirate do when he has a cold?

Arrr make tea

Toy Jokes More Toy Jokes

How many do I need to get an Xbox?

Sir, that's not how Toys for Tots works." "FALSE ADVERTISING!"

What do you call an elf who lost all his toys?

Legolas

Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

What is Pat Sajak's favorite Christmas carol?

No L

Why didn't the string get anything for Christmas?

Because he was knotty!

Mean Jokes More Mean Jokes

Where'd you go?

Him: "You meant with you "

What's your favorite word?

5-Year-Old: Empathy! I don't even know what it means! Me- I know how you feel.