Why did the pop punk chicken cross the road?

To get out of this town.

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What did Adele say when the chicken crossed the road?

Hello from the other side...

Why did the doggy cross the road?

A:To get to the bone! Q:Why did the bone cross the road A: To get away!

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When is a bad time to cross a black cat?

A: When you are a mouse!

Why did the reddit mod cross the road?

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Why was the actor detained by airport security?

He said he was in town to shoot a pilot.

Why does the town pound keep animals in separate cages?

Cause otherwise they'd be going to pound town.