Why did the pop punk chicken cross the road?

To get out of this town.

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Road Jokes More Road Jokes

How did the headless chicken cross the road?

In a KFC bucket.

Why did the calf cross the road?

To get to the udder side

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Why did the chicken cross the road in Missouri?

To show the opossum it could be done.

What do you get if you cross Socrates with a dentist?

A flossopher!

Town Jokes More Town Jokes

Why is it I cant get a mobile reception in my house in town, yet a terrorist can upload his vids from a cave in Afganistan?

Is there a terrorist mobile tariff I can go on

How do you stop an F4 tornado from destroying a town?

A roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris! However, this method will cause more destruction than the tornado.