Why did the pop punk chicken cross the road?

To get out of this town.

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Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the chicken cross the road, roll around in mud, and cross again after being caught by the mafia?

Because he was a dirty double crosser.

Why did the chicken cross the road to get to the other side?

ah wait, i can't remember the rest :/

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross a poisonous snake with a horse?

A: I dunno, but if it bites you, you can ride it to the hospital!

What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a millionaire?

A bunny with money.

Town Jokes More Town Jokes

How can you tell you live in an Asian part of town?

All the Mexicans have car insurance.

Why didn't you stop when I shouted at you back there?

Motorist: I thought you were saying "Good morning Mr. Mayor." Cop: Right. I wanted to warn you about going too fast through the next town.