Why are Saudis so behind on current events?

Because they live under Iraq.

Why is Santa so jolly?

Why is Santa so jolly? Because he knows where all the naughty girls live. Happy Holidays Fun!

What's your favorite adult-themed Halloween joke?

My favorite is: "There's a maniac living in our neighborhood. He goes house-to-house leaving severed body parts on the doorstep. He gives me the willies."

Iraq Jokes More Iraq Jokes

What's Iraq's favourite sitcom?

Men behaving Baghdadly.

Why isn't there a Wal-Mart in Iraq?

because there is a target in every corner.

Saudi Jokes More Saudi Jokes

Why are Saudis so behind on current events?

Because they live under Iraq.

What does the Saudi executioner say every time he takes a head?

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Current Event Jokes More Current Event Jokes

What do fish talk about at work?

Current events

Why doesn't Dwayne Johnson's downstairs neighbor understand references to current events?

He's been living under The Rock.