Why are sergeants so successful in physical contests?

Three stripes, you rout.

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Why do Polish police cars have stripes on the side?

A: So the cops can find the handles.

How can you spot the rank of a Russian?

By the stripes on his Adidas jumpsuit.

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How are tigers like sergeants in the army ?

They both wear stripes !

What did the cop do when his Sergeant did not grant him the vacation he requested?

Shot a black man.